Darth Vance

Peter Thiel: Hey Vance listen, Yarvin and I have a plan to dismantle the USA and turn it into a Techno-Feudalist hellhole ruled by us techbros. I need you to run with Trump to make sure this happens.

JD Vance: I don't like Trump. He's a crazy person.

Peter Thiel: Hey Vance listen, Yarvin and I have a plan to dismantle the USA and turn it into a Techno-Feudalist hellhole ruled by us techbros. I need you to run with Trump to make sure this happens.

JD Vance: What.

Peter Thiel: I made your career, remember? I own your ass. Now get to it.

JD Vance: Alright. Alright. I can do that. I can be the Techbro in office, I can steer the Orange Man.

Peter Thiel: Well no, Musk will do that. Your job is to be the coherent mouth piece. Whitewash. Deny. Gaslight. Do whatever you have to do to keep the plates spinning while Musk tear down the walls and loot everything. Got it?

JD Vance: Yes, sir o' glorious Overlord.

Peter Thiel: Good. Good. Rise now, as Darth Vance, of the Line of Darth Yarvin.