First Contact

"Greetings, People of the Jesus-Person."

Aug 26 • 

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July 2025

Dong Zhuo and Lü Bu at each other's throat.

From the Records of the Decline of the American Kingdom.

Jul 13 • 

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True Faith.

It's not that life has no meaning, nor even that there isn't greater powers in the cosmos....but that whatever we think of it has always been wrong, or…

Jul 1 • 

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June 2025

The Sage Greta sets sail for Gaza on the 6th Day of the 5th Lunar Month, 113th Year of the Republican Reign.

From the Records of the Grand Historian.

Jun 6 • 

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April 2025

Socialist Alchemy; a shitpost.

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of Stellar Nucleosynthesis.

Apr 23 • 

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Understanding the Buddhist Multiverse.

If a Trichiliocosm is something like the body of a Buddha, then the Second Order Universe would be something like the atoms, and the First order…

Apr 15 • 

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The Rightwing Donkey is not your friend.

Democrats are rightwing reactionaries masquerading as progressives. Be careful how much you trust them. Be careful of what they want to force you to…

Apr 11 • 

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March 2025

Darth Vance

Peter Thiel: Hey Vance listen, Yarvin and I have a plan to dismantle the USA and turn it into a Techno-Feudalist hellhole ruled by us techbros. I need…

Mar 14 • 

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What could have been: Comrade Trump

Unconditional support for Supreme Leader!

Mar 6 • 

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Doomscroller #2: - this week — Saruman trashes Elrond and Isildur at White Council Meeting. Ma'at. If leftists had a Superman. Concentration…

My opinions on shit I found online. This week: Saruman is a Sauron puppet, throws Elrond and Isildur under the bus. Ancient Egyptian Religion. Socialist…

Mar 1 • 

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February 2025

Lord of the Rings: UFOs and Aliens

Tolkien was writing how a people’s understanding of the world changes in the mythological sense, as their understanding expands, the wonder and magic…

Feb 26 • 

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Goonerism is the Immune System of a Failing Gacha Game

This is just like Goonerism. It's an attempt to ignore or gloss over the problems in the gaming industry or in game development by finding a scapegoat…

Feb 22 • 

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